China Vows To Destroy Moon

24 Jul 2009

Cheap gag from TheDailyMash, but it does reference Star Wars…

CHINA last night vowed to destroy the moon after a solar eclipse reduced its industrial productivity by almost one percent.

The Chinese government said it was forced to act after the six minute eclipse caused a brief pause in production at thousands of cheap toy farms as workers turned their heads skywards instead of attaching bits of plastic to other bits of plastic.

Posted by James on Friday, July 24, 2009 at 7:40 AM

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