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July 21, 2004

Robot Funkotronic Laws

Engadget give us Isaac Hayes Three Laws of Robotics...
  • A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about.
  • A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.
  • A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.